Boobic Cactus (Myrtillo Catus Geomctrizans)

Looking for a cactus that turns heads and makes people smile? Meet the Boobic Cactus (Myrtillocactus geometrizans ‘Boobie Form’)—a rare, bold, and quirky addition to any succulent collection! 🌵😍

Nicknamed for its unique and humorous curvy, human-like shape, this cactus features smooth, blue-green flesh with rounded growths that resemble—you guessed it—boobs! 🍈🍈 This natural mutation of Myrtillocactus geometrizans has taken the plant world by storm with its sculptural, cheeky appeal.

More than just a conversation piece, it’s also easy to care for—thriving in bright light, needing infrequent watering, and loving a warm, dry climate. Whether displayed solo in a minimalist pot or styled among your succulent squad, the Boobic Cactus brings both humor and artistic beauty to your indoor or outdoor plant collection. ☀️🪴

Why Plant Collectors Love It:
✅ Rare & unusual cactus form
✅ Blue-green tones with unique curves
✅ Drought-tolerant & easy care
✅ Collector favorite & conversation starter
✅ Great for modern, quirky plant styling

Add a fun twist to your plant family with this stunning cactus that’s as cheeky as it is beautiful! A must-have for succulent fans, collectors, and those who love a little humor in their greenery. 🌿💚